October 27, 2004

Bathtub Stickers Like You Remember Them

As everyone who lived through the seventies knows, anti-slip stickers for the bathtub should be shaped like groovy flowers. But since there's nothing grosser than 30-year old bathtub stickers, Funmade makes new ones. They're cheap and easy to use. They...
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Born to Buy, Now On Sale At Amazon!

A Zoo party full of corporate-sponsored Halloween stunts, baby Air Jordans, the entire breakfast cereal industry, Snapple in the schools. There's enough kid-targeted marketing to make you long for the good old days--when it was just Lurchi the Salamander...
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Baby Butt. Ja, ja, das is richtig, 'Butt.'

Congratulations to Baby Butt, which is celebrating its 36th year of providing German parents and children with a wide selection of high-quality baby products from the best manufacturers at sensible prices. [And providing lazy English-speaking comics with free jokes.]...
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Lurchi Needs A New Pair Of Shoes

Compared to Lurchi the salamander, even America's oldest corporate cartoon characters are like punk kids (M-I-C, Copyrights are forever... K-E-Y, Why? Because Congress does what we want...) Lurchi's the mascot of the 100-year old Salamander shoe company started in...
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