MEMO
FROM: Jon Stewart
TO: Self
SUBJECT: Move!
Cf. the two most recent Gawker Stalkers:
Oct. 11: Jon Stewart walking with his wife on 12th st. and 5th ave. A baby was strapped to his chest in one of those snuggly things. Jon was wearing a pink sweatshirt and a cap. Pretty short, I am guessing 5'8.Gawker Stalker 10/11, 10/04Oct 4: My boyfriend and I saw Jon Stewart on Sunday at about 4:30 p.m. on 5th Avenue and 12th Street. He was with his wife (refreshingly normal looking) and his baby (very cute). He's quite short, but he was talking to the baby in a cooing, baby-talk voice, which normally I find nauseating, but with him it was endearing. Also, he was carrying the kid in one of those baby-slings, and I was afraid he was going to drop it, but he didn't. In the name of investigative journalism, we decided to follow them. They went into the Kate's Paperie on 13th Street, but we didn't go into the store, and we resisted all urges to throw ourselves at his feet and tell him how awesome he is.
Laid-off Dad, look what you started.
