Blast, so to speak, from the past: In 2000, Jonathan Kronstadt gave some counterintuitive advice in Salon about what to do
if when your kid pukes. DON'T move him, DON'T stand still. No, like "some kind of deranged hockey goalie," you're supposed to TAKE THE HIT YOURSELF.
Given most guys' college experience, Kronstadt's advice, on its face [sic], doesn't separate the men from the boys; it separates the men from the men wearing Prada.