If so, maybe you should slap them around the head and neck. A UK-based production company is looking for a few "UN-Manly men" [emphasis theirs] for an upcoming reality TV show. Possible qualifications:
We want to hear about any guy you'd consider extremely UN-manly -- the guy who needs to get in touch with his more primal side (and has a sense of humor). It could be a mamma's boy, metrosexual, or minivan-driving carpool dad...Any version of modern emasculated man will be more than welcome.Men who "painted NASCAR stripes on the minivan" are considered prime candidates.
Run, don't walk, to Optomenusa to sign up, especially if you run like a girl. [via low culture]
