Utah, NFL To Meet In Baby Naming Super Bowl

The folks at Metafilter have discovered the Utah Baby Namer, which was like the second website I ever visited. It puts even this list of NFL athlete* names to shame: D'Brickashaw Ferguson Laveranues Coles God Shammgod (funny from beginning to...
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Praise The Lard

lolol. Utah accent. [dooce]...
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Change Your Life: Open Bananas The Monkey Way

Apparently we've been doing it wrong all these years. Monkeys open bananas by pinching the other end, and it's a million times easier. But can monkeys build a multi-trillion-dollar global network of computers to disseminate information on the best way...
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Congratulations, Josh Homme: She's An Homme, Baby

Queens of The Stone Age frontman and Brody Dalle had a baby girl last week; her name is Camille. Which works out well because this was posted on the QOTSA message boards a month ago:...after I asked if he knows...
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