November 2, 2005

What I Learned At The Restaurants Today

Every dad should carry a straw snipper with him at all times, because straws are always too tall for little kids. Good luck going through the airport with it, though. [note: these little vasectomy promo scissors'd do the trick.] Also,...
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Ausgezeichnet! "Where Babies Come From"

If you're reading this site at work, maybe you should save this link until you get home. Unless you work in a German pre-school, where this book seems to have originated. Where babies come from? In German. [planetdan via tmn]...
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iPod My Baby Cutest Baby Contest--Remember, No Fatties

With a midnight, Dec. 15 deadline for entries, and winners set to be announced the next day [!!], you don't have enough time to conceive and give birth to the world's cutest baby and enter him in ipodmybaby.com's World's Cutest...
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Beastie Boys Stroller-spotting, Cont'd

When it comes to stroller-stalking, the child-free readers of Gawker are pretty useless; they email all excited, "I saw Mike D. pushing a stroller!" but then they leave the real news--the KIND of stroller--out. So I did some digging, and...
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Amazon, Huggies, Want To Stuff You--With Savings!!

Does this seem a little too soon to you? If you're still working your way through the mega-shipment of Seventh Generation stuff you bought from Amazon, you may want to sit this one out: If you buy $79 worth of...
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