February 7, 2013

Barbie's Malibu Teardown


Barbie's listed her Malibu Dreamhome for sale with some reality TV broker, on the formerly somewhat credible real estate website Trulia, as part of a "year-long global branding campaign."

Seriously, what a horrible piece of junk. $25 million is such BS for that teardown, even if it is on half an acre with 150' of beachfront.

If Mattel had the guts, they'd have Barbie living out of her car after some BofA contractor fraudulently deep-sixed her mortgage, or maybe she could roam the earth like Kai the hatchet-wielding hitchhiker, doing good deeds and saving people and stuff. Instead with get Caitlin Flanagan's husband's Brentwood real estate fantasies projected on the eyeballs of little kids.

Barbie Lists Dreamhouse for $25 million [unbeige]
Trulia.com/Barbie [trulia]

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