October 23, 2011

Juice Box And Jack

I don't drink, but if I did, it sure as hell wouldn't be something mixed with a juice box.

A sippy cup, on the other hand...

Sippy's Surprise

half-full sippy cup (contents unimportant)
2 oz. liquor (type unimportant)

Take whatever liquid your kid refused to drink. Add booze and ice. Replace lid. Keep out of reach of children.

Back To School Special [americandrink via daringfireball, thanks dt reader rolf]
Previously: Baby, Mix Me A Drink

1 Comment

This is a really bad idea. We're talking acid-washed-jeans bad...

A little more serious: Potential upside? A serendipitously good tasting drink. Potential downside? Alcohol poisoning of an infant.

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