June 9, 2011

The Smurfpocalypse Is Nigh

Anyone who's seen the trailer for the new CGI-live action movie knows The Smurfs are about to be ruined beyond all recognition, smurfed up worse than any Unicef firebombing PSA animator could ever imagine.

So why not kick'em in their little blue nuts while they're down? Says some French sociologist, who claims Smurfs are somehow both Stalinist and Nazis.

Have they forgotten that Smurfs are really incarnations of the hive mind/One Consciousness whose blue skin is merely preparing kids for the arrival of Lord Krishna? Geez, France. [Slacker reference via andrewsullivan]

Previously: Smurfed up beyond all recognition

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