January 1, 2011

Yeah, Baby!


Happy New Year from the Department of Small, Unsung Parenting Victories, where we just learned that last week, my wife persuaded the kid not to name her Lavender Unicorn Pillow Pet "Horny."

Lavender Unicorn Pillow Pet, like $15 [amazon]


I think Horny would be a perfect name for a unicorn. My 2-year-old daughter named her stuffed rabbit, Penis. She now sometimes refers to rabbits as penises. You can imagine how this makes some of the things she says quite hilarious.

the owl stuffed toy I got when I was a kid was simply and non-creatively named "Owl". But the name stuck ever since. Glad to hear about the averted horny christening. :)

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