August 21, 2009

Let's Panic About Babies!: What To Really Expect When You're Expecting

So awesome, even if the only mentions of dads are the "Is your partner an Insensitive Jock or a Deadbeat Dad?" poll and the "10 things to do with your partner instead of even pretending to be interested in having sex after the kid's born":

[I]t's no wonder that pregnancy can be such an overwhelming time in a woman's life. Even science is little comfort, as no "expert" knows exactly what goes on inside a woman, not to mention the baby inside her. How does it get up in there? Why does it grow? What is it planning? Our most cutting-edge research has elicited only shrugs and sterile foreign-language documentaries.

At last, LET'S PANIC ABOUT BABIES! is here to provide pseudo-scientific information and hearty reassurance during this strange, swollen time in a woman's life. No more must a woman search for answers in "blogs" or the mystical pronouncements of radio psychics. No more must she depend on books such as the popular Girlfriend's Guide to Pregnancy, which intimates that weight gain in pregnancy is "totally awesome, and a great excuse to eat another butterscotch sundae."

Haha, Greenwich mother's crisis [Sponsored by Enfamil]

LET'S PANIC ABOUT BABIES! [ via metafilter, via dt reader eric]

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Seriously, I'm crying laughing. 29 1/2 weeks with baby number 4, and that website is the most fun I've had in 29 1/2 weeks. Thank-you Greg! Keep up the good work

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