I really hope working for Harper's doesn't somehow disqualify Paul Ford for the MacArthur Fellowship, because he is our official Genius Of Love.
Of his 100 ways to say, "I love you," the dad-specific ones are Nos. 36-40, 64 ["Say it by not stopping by Flashdancers on the way to buy formula"] and 71.
How to say I love you by Paul Ford [themorningnews.org]