March 15, 2007

It's As If Tom Brady Was Playing Pop Warner

A couple of days ago, dt reader Monica, inspired by "Irish twins," coined a term that, I think we all agree, must catch on immediately:

Brady Twins n. plural: Babies born within nine months of one another and sharing the same baby daddy.
And while you're working on that, consider the case of one Ricky Lackey, a music producer in Cincinnati, who was being sentenced for depositing empty ATM envelopes, then withdrawing cash before the bank figured out what happened.
ricky_lackey.jpgWhen Hamilton County Common Pleas Judge Melba Marsh asked Lackey during sentencing Friday on a charge of attempted theft how many children he had, the 25-year-old said, “None, but I have six on the way.”

A stunned Marsh tried to clarify. “Are you marrying a woman with six children?” she asked.

“No, I be concubining,” he said.

The babies are due in August, September, and October. I think someone deserves a t-shirt.

He'll be a dad 6 times, with 6 women [ via kottke]


Bummer that Darwin did not get him first...

That is disturbing on too many levels. I wish I could have seen Judge Judy's face.

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