September 26, 2006

Damn! That Is One Tasty Baby Toupee


Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, provides a sweet lid to the weak through the valley of hairlessness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the savior of bald children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to Jheri Curl and mousse up my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my Baby Toupee upon thee.

The Baby Toupee, in four styles, with a soft fleece lining, fits kids 1-9 months, $25 [ via dt reader david]


So much better than those beribboned headbands for bald babies! But I bet they could really cash in if they made a "Maddox" faux-hawk...

[holy smokes, I didn't even think of that. you're right, though -ed.]

How about faux facial hair? And if we're going there, perhaps... a merkin?

Did I push the line with that one?

What, no mullet? Or how about a pre-Yankees Johnny Damon - would work for both sexes!

I'm so tired of people telling me what a cute little baby boy I have. Just because my girl is still bald. Perhaps a Lil Kim would help. Or at least stop people from saying anything because they think I'm some sort of freak mother putting a wig on her child...

[once you get started, the possibilities are endless. -ed.]

Sweet!! What a great idea. I agree with the comment above a Mullet is needed and an 80's hair band one too.

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