August 3, 2006

We Interrupt This Britney-Free Zone For This Important Announcement From The Newark Bears

Britney Spears arguably the Madonna of this generation has brought the issue of baby safety to the forefront of the American conscious. The Newark Bears know that the Pop Diva's public mishaps are far from intentional. It is her celebrity that has brought attention to the fact that not all new mothers in New Jersey are "not that innocent" when it comes to caring for their bouncing bundle of joy.
road_warrior_driving.jpgWith lightning publicity reflexes like this, you wonder why they're not in the Major League. Tomorrow night is Britney Spears Baby Safety Night at The Den, the home stadium for the Newark Bears. Bring a baby or dress up like one [yikes] and get free admission. There'll be a car seat giveaway, just in case you don't already have a carseat, you know? and scratch-off lottery tickets.

Who are they playing, you ask? Oh, The Road Warriors. Too bad there isn't a celebrity scandal tie-in for that. Maybe something involving, say, a drawing for free tank of gas, all-you-can-pound tequila shots, and a free copies of The Protocols Of The Elders Of Zion.

Britney Spears Baby Safety Night, Friday, August 4th [ via dt reader ponch, who's clearly on a roll, and should look at getting a blog... just sayin']

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