October 5, 2005

Sometimes You Just Gotta Say, WTF?

TomKat's Pregnant. Obviously, this didn't happen in Indiana.

Tom & Katie Expecting A Baby [peoplemag via dt reader/torturer Lauren]

[update: Gawker helpfully notes that both have DVD's coming out in a couple of weeks, too. There will be no more TomKat updates.]


Further proof that you don't need brains to make a baby.

Poor kid.

Anyone got a "Free TomKats Kid" bumper sticker?

I guess it goes without saying that I've offered a sincere prayer that she never experiences a moment of PPD.

Savannah Mom beat me to it. I'll go ahead anyway..
a) who's the father?
b) hope she stays chipper

If not, they'll just audit away all those alien spirits that are preventing her from being her happiest for the low, low price of $300k.

[I would hope she'd have negotiated a full auditing as part of her contract. -ed.]

That's right! Doesn't Mr. Shoe Lifts shoot blanks?

Gosh, do 'ya suppose the Dad's an alien?

I mean, I wouldn't want to be so arrogant as to assume that Tom is the only one in the universe that's played Katie's tune...something besides the OTC stuff has to be keeping her so perky all the time, eh?

Well, I can't believe I'm the first to ask:

What stroller do they think they'll get?

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