September 15, 2005

Baby Got Biodiesel


I like biodiesel and I can not lie.
You other brothers can't deny
That when a car tries cuttin' environmental waste,
blowin' fry-smell in your face,
You get sprung, wanna put some hemp on.
'Cause you know that that car was stuffed
full of eco-rappers who are caring
about pollutants they are sharing.
Oh baby, Kathy Dotson's wit'cha
(She drew the pictures.)
Treehugger homeboys first informed me
Biodiesel kid's book's out. (Do you think it's corny?)
Ooh, Pump a grease can,
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Buy Have Fries Will Travel!: The Adventures of a Veggie-powered Car And an Eco-rap Star, by Linda Hempel, with illustrations by Kathy Dotson, at Amazon.


Holy crap...that's the funniest thing I've ever read! Pure genius. Who knew about this hidden talent of yours? Truly brilliant.

Greg, you really do have a talent for this... I can never hear the Talking Heads on the radio anymore without thinking of you and the Ventaire bottles... now this! LOL, you should indulge us all and do this more often, maybe even find yourself a band and go on tour. Hey, if Russell Crowe, Dennis Quaid and Jack Black do it, why not you?

classic! you should make this a regular feature.

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