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July 10, 2005

Dog Disguises for Kid-Threatening Breeds

Are you fed up with all the angry, frightened stares from other parents when you take your kid and your doberman to the park? Don't feel it's right that you get fined for taking your so-called 'dangerous' breed dog outside, even though he hasn't attacked anyone himself? Sick and tired of these clueless politicians and their ineffective BSL (i.e., Breed-Specific Legislation)? Live in Australia? Then the Attackchi Ultra disguise kits˘ are for you!

Turn your Doberman into a Poodle! Turn your German Shepherd into a Golden Retriever! Turn your Mastiff into an Old English Sheepdog!

Well worry no longer, attachchi [sic] will be making disguises for all the so called 'dangerous breeds'. Now you can go to the park with your kids and your dog (like you have been doing for years), without the worry of people thinking you are a bad parent.
Now Is it because of the Southern Hemisphere thing? Because this seems exactly backward to me. Why not make Doberman kits for other breeds as a way to show solidarity? Or declare a national day to shave all dogs to look like pit bulls? They can't fine everybody. Or why not disguises for the kids so they don't look like such targets?

Attackchi Invisible Breed Products˘ [attackchi.org.au via metafilter]


posted July 10, 2005 10:45 AM | add to del.icio.us | digg this


You obviously are not much of a dog person.

People who own various breeds of dogs don't neccesarily like other breeds, especially people who have breeds that are generally "gentile" (like golden retrievers, we have two). We definitely are not "fans" of Dobermans or pit bulls.

[thanks for the clue, which I obviously lack. And if you really meant "gentile," not "gentle," you just made my weekend. Of course, they're both, but not as much as labs. -ed.]

posted by: Dave C at July 10, 2005 10:25 PM

Ahhh, Greg...you crack me up! I happen to be the owner of a calm christian chocolate lab. ;)

posted by: tropha at July 12, 2005 4:06 PM

yeah we could shave them to look like pit bulls only to have the logan council confiscate the dog and using the generic "pitbull ID process" confirm the wiemerama to be a pit pull via point system and murder it *sigh*

posted by: Jen at September 1, 2005 12:39 AM

hiya... I'm looking for a breed of dog that is called WIEMERAMA... a friend has told me the name but I have never heard of it, I can't find any records about it on the internet (except for here) any info would be helpful


posted by: tom at November 17, 2005 11:44 AM

Try spelling the name right


[his friend must have a fierce Australian accent. -ed.]

posted by: Roscco at May 18, 2006 1:59 PM
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