April 21, 2005

A Playmate For Little Aryan

Awww, now isn't that cute? No, in fact, it's not.

A couple in BF Australia says they didn't know what the Nazi flag meant when they hoisted it in their yard, but their 4-month-old daughter Breanna "enjoyed watching the brightly coloured flag blow around in the breeze," so they're not taking it down.

With that, she clicked her heels together, pivoted around, and went back into the house.

Aussie Baby Loves Her Nazi Flag!
[dailytelegraph, via sploid]
Previously: Justice is her middle name


Did you see the follow-up story?

"I only did history in school in Year 7 and 8 and I knew bugger all about it," Mr Mackay said of Nazi Germany.

And we thought the American educational system was bad.

I guess it just shows that dumbass redneck mother[*snip* Hey, none of that punk onesie language around here, pal. -ed.]
ers are the same wherever you go!

Cue the little puppets singing "It's a Small World After All"!

If the baby likes colorful flags, then I think we should sneak over there in the middle of the night and run up a pretty rainbow one.

Yes, they claimed they didn't know what the nazi flag meant, but last night on a current affairs TV program their neighbours were saying that it wasn't the only Nazi flag that the family flew - they were also quite fond of battalion flags!

This reminds me of a quote from Woody Allen's character in the film "Manhattan":
Isaac Davis: Has anybody read that Nazis are gonna march in New Jersey? Y'know, I read this in the newspaper. We should go down there, get some guys together, y'know, get some bricks and baseball bats and really explain things to them.**
Party Guest: There is this devastating satirical piece on that on the Op Ed page of the Times, it is devastating.
Isaac Davis: Well, a satirical piece in the Times is one thing, but bricks and baseball bats really gets right to the point.

**Not that I advocate violence, even against the most ignorant, loathsome, squamous, spotty faced, whingeing, antipodean numbskulls.

Oh geez. I bet they're not taking it down because, "we can milk this for at least 15 minutes!" Poor kid.

maybe they're just flag oddballs. I mean, there's a pirate flag in the picture, too.

Hail the flag, the truth of the matter is most people don't understand what the Swastika means, they just accuse hitler of stealing it off the Indians. God of Thunder lend me your fury!

[yeah, o mighty isis. um, the problem with hitler was not stealing a religious symbol. it was the bigotry-driven institutionalized slaughter of millions of innocent people and the instigation of a war that caused tens of millions more deaths. -ed.]

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