September 3, 2004

LOTR Baby Names

These names are acceptable if your child is born with pointy ears, hairy feet, or an obviously orc-like face. Dwarf-like doesn't cut it because, let's face it, they all come out looking a bit like dwarves.

Lord of The Ring baby names [via waxy]

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I was in blockbuster the other day when I heard this lady say loudly "No, Jor-El, don't touch that. Jor-El, come here."

This poor 4 or 5 year old boy comes running around the corner, and mom and dad start talking to him, saying "Jor-El" over and over like a bad time-travel episode of Smallville or something!!!

I couldn't believe it, some poor kid named Jor-El.

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