The racoon eyes have faded from the Spring Break skiers' faces. The pear trees' incriminating smell wafts through the streets. The pollen in the grit on the countertop near the open window has changed from soot to soot and neon green. And Black Hockey Jesus declares the eternal bullshittedness of parentblogging.
Humanity may actually go extinct before all our landfills are filled with the diapers we once worried about, never mind setting off in a Wall*E-style space ark. But for now, all is right with the world.
Black Hockey Jesus Reviews Black Hockey Jesus | Still Clawing The Parent Off Blogging [babble, a subsidiary of the walt disney company]
