For companies who solicit customer service requests via email on their website, and then take SEVEN WEEKS to answer, some free advice:
- Even if your company has Leisure in the name, check your customer service inbox more than once every two months.
- Did you really flag my email as spam? Then how on earth did you find it in the first place? Did someone actually sift through two months of accumulated mail to find this? Perhaps you should rethink this process.
- If, after two months, you finally do get around to finding and responding to this email which contained all the specifics necessary to resolve a complaint, COME UP WITH A BETTER #$()*%ING ANSWER THAN "CALL CUSTOMER SERVICE."
- If the strap on your company's swim goggles is really supposed to be so short it will barely fit around a 1-year-old's head, much less the 5-year-old for whom it was purchased, put the age range on the packaging.
- However, if the product is, as your website half-assedly describes, supposed to be for kids "ages 3-6," USE A STRAP THAT ACTUALLY FITS AROUND A KID'S NOT-UNUSUALLY LARGE, NOT-REALLY-LARGE-AT-ALL HEAD.
- Don't send your ridiculous, late, non-response of an email on the first day after preschool ends, when the kid's already driving me crazy, and it's not even 10 o'clock.
Now I recognize, Man of Aqua Leisure, that this last tip is beyond your control. I'm just mentioning it to encourage you to give even the slightest consideration of your customers' situations, whatever they may be.
Because as the seller of cheap-but-situationally-crucial plastic play products, I suspect most people don't reach out to you from the beach when they find your product is useless; they curse you anonymously, and go to Wal-Mart to buy something else that looks different from the thing they wasted their money on the first time. And besides, if you'd done anything else on the list, #6 wouldn't even matter.
12 minutes later update: Un-)($#%ing- believable. I called customer service as instructed. Sat on hold for ten minutes. And then a recording told to me leave my name and contact information and the product I was calling about, and someone would get back to me.
from Customer Care
to Greg Allen date Thu, Jun 4, 2009 at 8:08 AM subject - please send adequate dive mask strap - 8:08 AM (2 hours ago)
Thank you for the e-mail
Could you please give customer care a call at 1866-807-3998 M-F
8:30-5:30 PM EST
From: greg.allen@***** On Behalf Of
Sent: Saturday, April 18, 2009 8:16 PM
To: Customer Care
Subject: [***SPAM***] - please send adequate dive mask strap - Sending
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Dear Aqua Leisure Customer Service Representative,
My wife just purchased a dive mask [model EM-1150] at Buy Buy Baby in
Rockville, MD for our daughter who just turned five. My daughter has
a very normal-sized head. and yet the strap does not fit, even on the
most extended setting.
Please send a longer strap. Thank you,
Mailing address: ********