Good Lord, I like the Flex from afar, but is Ford trying so hard to avoid calling the car a station wagon that they don't even offer a factory woodgrain decal option?
And what's this nonsense about applying it yourself? In this age of all-over car wrapping, a professional installation outfit for your $890 decal kit [!?] is just a quick Google away.
Got Wood? The 2009 Ford Flex Does [thecarconnection via dt reader jj daddy-o]