And as the fine, made-to-measure wares at PlainlyDressed.com plainly show, the Amish have the polygamists beat cold on the adorably religious kids clothing front.
Bonus: Did you know that gender roles and rules are very rigid otherwise, both Amish boys and girls run around in little dresses until they're about two? They're $25 at Plainly Dressed. Wow, with those aprons, they look like little Andrea Zittels. And put a three-year-old in a black suit, and you might as well get him some square-frame glasses and sign him up for architecture school right now. [plainlydressed.com]