Let me get this straight.
You're an underwater maternity photographer who charges $1,000 for a 30-minute shoot with each pregnant woman and/or newborn baby.
Your currency has never been stronger, and now you want to come to New York and set up shop in Richard Gere's swimming pool for 4-5 days--or if Gere's isn't available, another private swimming pool might do--and you're willing to trade what, exactly? "Usually, i exchange the swimming pool with a photo session for family, wife or children!"
Here, let me put you on hold while I ask Mr. Gere... une petite minute, d'accord? Just stay on the line.