1) Scarface: Widescreen 20th Anniversary Edition DVD, which was issued in 2003, the year he was born.
2) Dead hookers & blow
3) A toy gun with a whistle in the barrel.
4) An appointment for Big Derrick to sit down with a counsellor at Social Services.
Starting Them Young: The GTA San Andreas Cake [kotaku]
Toy gun encourages kids to stick barrel in mouth [boingboing via notatinklefan's flickr stream]
5) Manana Banana
[would definitely make the party. -ed.]
a quick glance at the pic without reading the text led me to think that the item in question was a toy breathalyzer... i don't know if that's better or worse.
Greg:
You really ought to amend that editorial comment about Manana Banana. I think what you meant to say is:
"He'd be a *big hit* at the party"
-g
[let me fire up my editing software -ed.]
You forgot the accompanying news story: After eating the cake, Lil' Derrick hijacked his grandma's car and ran over the party clown. I can't believe I missed this earlier.
Mike