"He's lookin' at dad, 'What am I doing in here?' 'Jes hang on,' the dad says."
No ride longer than 3 seconds? We need a montage!
No helmets in Caddo, OK's Rodeo, and it ain't never harmed them a bit. Besides, the parents all signed a waiver:
Maybe it's just the way I was raised, but if it don't involve a bull, it ain't rodeo, Besides, the kid's only three, so we got time to--
What's that, you say? Little Pat here's only three, too?
"GIVE GRANDPA FIVE! WOOOO!"