Like most of you [right? right???] I go through my day with the lyrics to Vanity 6's shadethrowing rap song, "If A Girl Answers, Don't Hang Up" playing over and over in my head. So when the Keith Richards story broke, I was all:
Cokehead?via bb and babble
Is that what you think?
Keith is snortin' his dad.
Oh, he died about seven years back,
now ain't that just too bad?