Reuters somehow uncovered a new diaper bag design for men from a Richmond, VA-based designer, Passchal, who works exclusively in the medium of recycled inner tubes and tires. It looks a bit like that eel skin that was so hot a few years back, only more rugged. And with a built-in light.
It's not on the Passchal site yet, though, so the circumstances that got you to this point continue: no rubber.
??: Real men do change diapers -- from a tractor tire [reuters/yahoo via dt reader sara]

http://www.passchal.com/Dads%20baby%20bag.html
[ah. I just scrolled through the frontpage line up and didn't see it. more crack reporting from your jetlagged correspondent. thanks -ed.]