When the topic has come up around here, we have learned that, colloquially speaking, "so they can get more play" is a not uncommon reason guys give for deciding to have their sons circumcised.
Well, if one of your rationales was "So he can hook up with Natalie Portman when she's like 40," you can go ahead and scratch that from the list. She dates non-Jewish, uncircumsized guys.
As we learn from her father, who helpfully reminds them, "It's just a simple operation."
Hall of Paternal Shame [janemag, via Krucoff, whose job it is to pay attention to such media venues for us, so thank you, Andrew, thank you.]
