April 17, 2006

Let's Ask A Baby How The World Ends

Welcome our Elmo overlords Originally uploaded by mathowie. Hello, Baby! What's the last thing you'll see when the Apocalypse comes? HAHAHA Thank you, baby!...
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Making The Case For Kidscase

One of the great finds from our last trip to Holland was a long-sleeved solid red bodysuit. Long sleeves were hard to find; solid, unembroidered and unscreened and unribboned/unstarred baby gear was hard to find; and non-pastel was findable, but...
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Adorable Humidifiers Shaped Like Animals

We're sort of moving out of humidifier season here in the Northeast; the last couple of months of winter/early spring, we had a humidifier/vaporizer in the kid's room a lot to help her not cough herself awake in the middle...
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"Jennifer: Status: EMPTY!"

Whenever I feel like I should be covering celebrity-related baby news more fervently, a quick trip to the newsstand reminds me that no one does it better than Uterus Weekly. [From the publishers of American Gentrifier Magazine.]...
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Anyone Walking Down Prinsengracht In Amsterdam?

Who can tell me the name of that tiny workshop/store on the south side of Prinsengracht, located at about 7:30-8 o'clock, I think, which makes those awesome Swiss canvas bags? I think it's called something like "Swiss Canvas Bags." Anyway,...
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You: "The Kid Is Not My Son." Study: 70% Of The Time, It Is.

A University of Oklahoma researcher is publishing a study about contested paternity results in the Summer issue of Current Anthropology. The findings show that in more than 70% of the cases where paternity is enough in doubt to land in...
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The Baby Bjorn Cycle

Finally, we have completed the Baby Bjorn Cycle [above]. We got a Bjorn carrier [original, blue] at the very beginning, and then soon after, we picked up the BabySitter 1-2-3 because it was the only non-offensive bouncy chair out...
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Unidentified Local Man Models Daddy Type T-shirt

The asphalt grey cotton jersey t-shirt from American Apparel is a fine piece of clothing no matter what's printed on the front of it, as this undated photo of an unidentified local man demonstrates. Asphalt grey cotton jersey t-shirt,...
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