Uh, wow. Dateline Los Angeles. An unidentified old man was seen driving a yellow and blue Bugaboo Cameleon along the boardwalk. In another incident, the same old man was spotted on La Brea or someplace with a Graco SnugRide and a smiley Whoozit pinned to his basket.
Alarmed passersby heard him muttering, "IF you really need me, JUST reach out and touch me" to the bewildered-looking infant.