I got a call a few weeks ago from my mother. She didn't say "hello," she said, "I've got it figured out. There are too many snaps." Umm... She'd just finished changing the kid's cousin's diaper, and she was fed up with the barrage of snaps she had to deal with in the process.
So, apparently, is the McSweeney's writer who penned this "OPEN LETTER TO THE MANUFACTURERS OF INFANT SLEEPWEAR" [thanks, Matt]