Men, it is your job to read this first, if only to determine in advance the probability that it will cause a pregnant woman near you to start hurling. If that probability is high, then pass the link along and get out of the way. Otherwise, enjoy this over your morning breakfast table.
At The Morning News, once pregnant Jenell Williams Paris has put together the seeds of a dictionary of vomit based, in part, on the theory that "pregnant women and other frequent hurlers could, perhaps, elicit more sympathy and care were they to more clearly explain what they are vomiting." An excerpt from the food-refusal vomiting entry:
If you are experiencing bouts of food-refusal vomiting, it is wise to choose foods based on the ease of vomiting them later. Granola, for example, is dry and sharp, while cheerios are mild and smooth. Tomato-based soups produce burning hot acid, yet clear soups swim upstream like salmon.
New Ways To Lose Your Lunch [themorningnews.org]